WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETBING???? ARE SOULMATES ALWAYS BORN IN THE SAME GENERATION????? ?? WHAT IF UR SOULMATE DIED BUILDING THE GREAT PYRAMID???? OR WHAT IIF UR SOULMATE WAS A FUCKIN NEANDERTHAL WHAT IF CHARLEMAGNE WAS MY SOULMATE AND ILL NEVER KNOW FUCKKNG
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH FROM 5TH GRADE AND WE HAVENT SEEN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND HE WAS LIKE “DID U KNOW I DATED KATY A” IM CRYING I DATED HER TOO WHAT DO I SAY
update i told him i dated her too and he asked me if i was bi and i said yes and he said “oh i am too” and wE DATED THE SAME GUY AND THE SAME GIRL AND NOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY DEAN WINCHESTER IS IM GONNA MARRY THIS GUY
there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
she walked up to me in the hallway and said “I saw your text post”